The whole family is on vacation, so I have the house to myself. When faced with zero responsibilities, I get pretty unproductive...
For instance, this evening. Instead of laundry, and the dishes, and the various other sundry chores I was assigned, I am on cafepress.com, looking up new ideas for our teacher shirt.
At the beginning of the year, we get a team shirt to wear on meet the teacher night. The shirt of this past year said "I'm still in second grade...and I love it." Very cutesy cutesy. But I'm not a cutesy cutesy girl. So I've found a few others that I know we can't wear for meet the teacher, but I still want nonetheless:
* "Somedays I'm glad I'm a teacher. Others I just wish I'd become a ninja."
* "Don't make me use my teacher voice."
*"Hot for teacher" (my next boyfriend will totally own this shirt!)
*"I make little kids cry"
*"I'm cooler than..." and you put a teacher's name there. The problem is that at my school, there's not enough room on the tee for the teachers I'm cooler than. (yes, I know that sounded a little obnoxious)
*"This classroom is not a democracy. It is a dictatorship, and I am the queen."
*"Grammar ninja: ruthless, deadly, articulate."
*"I put the STUD in study"
*"Do you talk to your mother with that grammar?"
*"Metaphors be with you." (you'll have to sound that one out)
*"I'd rather be playing hooky"
and my personal favorite:
"Where is this class going, and why am I in this handbasket?"
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