They call me a cowboy, baby...

So, tonight I went to the Cowboys new stadium for a tour and to hear Jim Dent speak. There was also a tour at the end. (Let's be honest... that's why I went in the first place.) Also, there were high school playoff games there, so there were people everywhere. That will come in handy later.

Jim Dent is a sports writer who has gone on to write books. That's during and after he did some time in the pokey for some poor choices in the car after the bar. This guy was not really what I was expecting.

My grandmother might call him a "cad". I call him a jackass. In this picture, my smile is not the most natural. See, in this picture, if Jim's hands had been two inches farther south...let's just say his writing career would have been o.v.e.r.

Moving on. Let's talk about the real reason I went. The tour. I took lots of pictures, with a real camera, so you could be there with me. (Seriously. People didn't bring cameras and took pictures with their cell phones. What's up with that?!)

Before you get bored with all the pictures of the stadium, I want to show you this picture. This is me, standing on the field. On. The. Field.

The event was in the post-game interview room, where all the players go to talk about the game that everyone just watched. And that post-game interview room is right off the players' entrance to the field.

So, when I had to go to the bathroom, which is inevitable in any given situation, I went to the designated area for the bathrooms, and found it was right past the players' entrance to the field.

 

This is the view from where the players enter the field.

I accidentally got lost. Especially when there was no security at all getting through the doors to the field. The actual Cowboys field. I'm sorry but I just don't pass up an opportunity like this friends. I just don't.

Here's the bar where the Cowboys run through the rowdy crowd of fans onto the field. This is where the actual bathrooms are.

At one point, I took a picture of another bathroom, not really knowing what the tour would look like, but it's very boring and plain so I won't post it here. You're welcome.

I had to take a picture of this because who knew there was a carpet store in the staduim?

I can't take credit for that joke. The man behind me on the tour said that and it made me snort with laughter.

Here is the view of the field from the press box. We were that important.

From there, we went to my favorite part of the whole place, with the exception of the field itself.

The luxury suites.

Ya'll, I could get used to this lifestyle.

Finally, what everyone is talking about. THE video screen. It. is. amazing. A-mazing.

And finally, a good picture of my dad and I, hanging out in the locker room. Where all the cool people chill.

One final picture of me on the field.

This concludes your by proxy tour of the stadium. Have a nice day!