BFF texting

When I tell people that The BFF is way funnier than me, they don't believe me.

Allow me to provide some textual evidence:

BFF: I just told H to be nice to the dog and he threw his teddy ear at me. I am pretty sure it is not very manly to use your teddy bear as a weapon.

me: You may have to confiscate his man card at an early age.

BFF: Don't worry. He is doing hard time in time out for throwing things at mommy.

And the 4th of July text that made me laugh out loud:

BFF: I had to confiscate H's america flag because he is uing it to beat the freedom out of the dogs.