Saturday, September 24, 2011

Things my mother says, vol. 2

This morning, we were driving to a craft fair.

My mother saw her next-door neighbors walking their Golden Retriever.

We have the following conversation:
mom: "They got a new dog. It's just like that one, only a smaller version."
me: "A puppy?"
mom: "Yeah. It's a smaller version of that one but it's still three times Daisy's size."
me: "They're called puppies, Mom."

Y'all.
I couldn't make this stuff up.

Warning: more serious, thought-provoking post tomorrow.
But now, I've got to do a reading in church tomorrow, and I should probably go memorize it like my pastor asked me to do.

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