Conversation with Thing 1

T1- "how old are you?"
before I could answer:
T1- "are you 26?"
Me- "no, actually I am 28"
T1- "have you ever been 26?"
Me- "yes, actually, I was 26 two years ago"
T1- "you look young. Younger than 28. Except for the wrinkles. Miss O, do you know what your face looks like?"
Me- "yes"
T1- "how do you know?"
Me- "I looked in the mirror"
T1- "you know what I think?"
Me- "what do you think?"
T1- "you smell like every other person."
Me- "well, thank you."

Of course, this conversation was followed by Thing 1 asking me if I thought he was annoying.

Why NO... I don't think you're annoying at all...