Hope there are no kids in the building

Reason #465 that teachers should not have to come into work on a Saturday:

I just spilled Mt. Dew all over my lesson plan book!
I hope there are no kids in the building to hear the Level 3 curse words that I just screamed.

Of course, now I have to abandon my lesson plans while they DRY OFF, so I guess I can justify sitting here and updating my iTunes files...