They Are Making Me Pay

I have been in Austin for 3 days. More on that later.
My students, however, are making me pay for being gone for three days. I think that they feel that since I have not been exposed to their brand of crazy for the last three days, they have come catching up to do. I don't know if they are going to make it through the day:

"Thing 1, let go of Nemo's leg."
"Thing 1, stop calling Nemo an 'animal killer'"

Nemo to Thing 1:
"Well, you should get out there and shoot some animals."
Thing 1's response:
"What-ever, what-ever, what-ever"

The aftermath of this whole situation is that Thing 1 will now only refer to Nemo as "Animal Killer", and I am looking into the legal ramifications of selling my students on eBay.

Yeah.. Dorothy was on crack when she said "There's no place like home."