One Time...At Church Camp...

Ten Things I Learned at Church Camp:
1. Never underestimate your laziness when a golf cart is at your complete disposal. I discovered that no matter how small the distance, I will take the golf cart.
2. It's a wonder I've never gotten seriously injured on said golf cart.
3. There is such a thing as a golf cart tan.
4. You don't actually have to play paintball to get a welt from a paintball or covered in paint.
5. It takes me 6 minutes to blow up 30 water balloons.
6. After blowing up 1000+ water balloons, your hands may never be the same.
7. In theory, on paper it looks good, but...
8. You may have a "Big Mama," but I just sent in "Big Daddy."
9. No one is good at or even willing to play the "what movie is that from?" game
10. There's no place like home to make everything better.