A Random Day

Today has been a great day of randomnicity. Yes, it's a word.
Things I have seen/heard/experienced today:
* a guy getting out of his car whistling a tune that greatly resembled The Pussycat Dolls song "Don't ya wish your girlfriend was hot like me?"
* the funniest kid at church that sat on my pew today. She's not the funniest kid at church. Today, she just did the funniest thing. Throughout most of the sermon, she was up and down and here and there, and she even tried talking to me. As part of the sermon, the pastor asked who liked poetry. Several people raised their hands (though not me). Then, he asked who understood poetry. Several fewer people raised their hands. Then, he asked who spoke in poetic language. Only one little girl on my row raised her hand. She couldn't figure out why most of the congregation was laughing.
*my dog Daisy almost falling off of the armchair she was so precariously perched on.
* Dallas SWAT. I could get addicted. Seriously addicted.