A lanyard is defined as "a line attached to any small object for the purpose of securing the object". In my case, the small object was my badges and portable key. I've gone through two in four days. That's what happens when you give the ADHD girl a shiny gold key on a long rope that she can fling around her hand backwards and forwards while she waits on 22 princes and princesses to stop making soap bubbles in the sink and line up. Incidentally, it's also how you get one of said princesses to not hop out of line "just to give you a hug". One shiny gold key flung at the left temporal lobe of said princess does quite the trick.
The lanyards are 45 cents apiece. At this rate, I better stock up.
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