Is That Too Much To Ask???

Two things I did not expect to hear on tv tonight (but I should have, since I knew I'd be watching three consecutive episodes of The Office)
1. Have you ever....pooped a balloon?
2. It has to be official. And it has to be urine.

This show is freaking hilarious...
One thing I have to say...John Krasinski is slowly inching up on John Cusack as my ideal mate. Tonight's episode is making me want what Pam and Jim have. I want the guy who will abide by the unflexible rules of jinx, and buy me a coke, only to have to (and will) spend the day not talking. When he buys the coke from her and simply says "hi"...oh swoon.

So, a guy like Jim from The Office, who loves God, kids, dogs, and his church...and me.
Is that too much to ask?

Oh, and after seeing their teasers for the upcoming season...
September 21st CANNOT come fast enough!!!