Would you rather
- be struck by lightning as you are swiming in a shark-infested ocean while wearing 25 lbs of raw meat strung around your neck....
- try to find a place of your own in Lewisville, Texas that does not require you to shlep up and down two flights of stairs to get to your apartment that is available before 2008 and doesn't require you to cut off a limb each month as payment?
Me, I'll swim with the sharks.
Or, maybe I'll just get all my junk and go live in a van down by the river.