Dontcha Wish Your FB Player Was Hot Like Mine?

So, they always send us an email asking if we want a local high school fb player to come to our class once a week just to hang with the kids or anything like that. I didn't reply, because I had a good one one year, and a bad one one year. But apparently, nobody else responded, so our secretary came down to our rooms at about 7:30 this morning and said she had a room full of 10 players and we were getting one.

The players came down to our hall and the three of them stood in front of us and we stood in front of them, and the secretary said pick. So, my player picked me because I was the only one not wearing pink, which is funny, because I am usually the one wearing the pink. I said "Welcome to Crazy, population 23."

He came in and watched the kids come in and gawk at him, and I let him introduce himself. It went a little something like this:

FB player: "Hi, I'm Football Player"
boy (trying to be funny): You're hot.
FB player (without missing a beat): Yeah, I get that a lot.
entire class (including teacher): giggle giggle giggle...

Yeah, he's gonna slide right into my room...
Other funny moment...he's introducing himself, telling what position he plays, and asks if anybody in the class plays football. Four kids raise their hands:

kid 1: "center"
FB: "cool...and you"
kid 2: "right guard"
FB: "cool...and you"
kid 3: "hockey"
FB: "ok."

He'll fit right in.