That’s what a kindergartener said to me in the office today. I didn’t ask him to describe himself in any way, he just walked up to me and informed me he was (in his own words and dialect):
“a policeman thlash ninja thlash tholdier.”
And that is why I like working with children.
And why you couldn’t pay me enough money to teach Kindergarten.
Of course, after yesterday’s quotes, I’m not that far off!