Sorry I've been MIA. I've been having myself a bit of a midlife crisis.
I'm better now. A little bit, at least.
I'll write again soon.
For now, I leave you with the title. No, it is not a rally for Christian boys everywhere.
It's what I heard as I walked off the kickball court at recess, having just informed the boys that if I had anymore injuries, I was calling off kickball for the day.