In my particularly pink state, I have discovered some little-known friends and enemies.
Friends:
- my strapless bra (oh how my sunburned shoulders love thee)
- my white linnen top (yeah, I know it's after Labor Day, but have you seen my shoulders?)
- handles that allow me to carry my computer bag with my hands instead of slinging it over my sunburned shoulders
- body butter
- aloe plants
- whoever scheduled me for lunch duty the next two days so I don't have to be outside in the sun
- my soft white cardigan that didn't hurt my shoulders when I put it on
Enemies:
- over the shoulder seat belt
- my bag that couldn't be carried any other way than on my shoulder
- all of the people that said "my aren't you sunburned?" and "what happened?" (well, captain obvious...)
you could post pictures of the blisters for more effect...
ReplyDeleteboy do I have a story for you Cara and J, my blisters were outrageous and funny shaped on my back. You should have seen it...that is okay...the story is still as good when I tell it.
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