A letter...

Dear Nancy W.
I would appreciate it if you would stop sending my mother email forwards. Forwards about angels watching over us. Forwards about praying for...well, anyone. Forwards about how much God loves us. You see, my mother seems pathologically concerned that if she breaks the chain and doesn't send it to 8-12 people in the next 15 minutes to an hour, she will have bad luck all the days of her life and lose money in some sort of Ponzi scheme or something.

For the sake of my email, not to mention my sanity, please stop.

Hugs and kisses,
The eventual recipient of your email forwards,
J's daughter.