It's a good thing I don't have time to watch Good Morning America every day or I'd never make it to work.

Dear people of the state in which I was born,
Good Lord. If you are going on Good Morning America to talk about the natural disaster, oil spill, whatever... For the love of all things holy would you wear something other than a white wife-beater under denim overalls?! Are. You. Serious?!?!?!  It's bad enough that you sound like someone who just walked out of Deliverance, but could you not look like it too? Take a hint from the man standing next to you who doesn't work on a shrimp boat.
XOXO,
A Fellow Louisianan

Dear Former Legal Correspondent Now Co-Host,
While the phrase is cute, if you want people to take you seriously, you might want to refrain from saying your "legal spidey senses are tingling." And while we're discussing you... what's up with the glasses?

Dear Other Co-Host,
Don't try to prounounce "Les seiz le bon temps roulette!" Your pronounciation is as bad as my attempt to spell it. You just sound silly. Leave it to the man with the wife-beater and the overalls. He clearly knows how to speak the Creole.

It really is a good thing I don't get to watch Good Morning America every morning.