I recently found this site. I'm pretty sure it was made for me.
While I thank you for your tasty burger this afternoon, could you have put the lid on the soda a little bit more securely? It was super fun riding home sitting in a puddle of coke. So much for the rest of my errands.Time to do some laundry.
Yes, Martin Luther King, Jr. did not use violence or weapons in the civil rights movement, but I'm pretty sure he didn't use "tickle fingers" either.
Dear teacher that asked if I wanted a few National Geographic magazines,
Four hundred magazines is not a few. Now I have four hundred magazines to go through so I can staple together the pictures of the native tribes. But the magazines from the 70's and the maps that say "Soviet Union" are pretty cool.
Dear Kindle Fire Solitaire,
You are my kryptonite. Seriously. I didn't know just how much solitaire one person could play in an evening. You're giving pinterest a run for it's money.
I've rearranged my classroom and moved some furniture and changed a few rules. Your world is about to get rocked, but it needs it. See you Tuesday!
Dear Civil Wars and TSwift
Thank you for making your Hunger Games movie song more Civil Wars and less Taylor Swift. It makes me very happy, as well as music fans everywhere.
Dear Girl With the Dragon Tattoo book,
How do you say "huh?" in Swedish?
Are you telling me what I think you're telling me?
Dear Tim Tebow,
Play good tonight! I'd like to see you again next week. And the week after that. And the week after that...